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reblogged from thisismysmartphone

OH GOD YES THIS YES SIRI THIS IS THE PROPER RESPONSE 
Every time I see this ad I need to change the channel before I throw something at and break my TV

OH GOD YES THIS YES SIRI THIS IS THE PROPER RESPONSE

Every time I see this ad I need to change the channel before I throw something at and break my TV

(Source: thisismysmartphone)

reblogged from unicornfandancing

unicornfandancing:

““I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high school. I was like, ‘It’d be cool to have a traditional college experience,’” Deschanel, 32, explains. “Then I was like, ‘Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me. My specialness is not appreciated in this place.’””

my specialness is not appreciated in this place. 

MY SPECIALNESS IS NOT APPRECIATED IN THIS PLACE

(zooey on her experience at Northwestern via)

I didn’t need another reason to dislike this little twat but thanks! Here’s yet another!

Of course, we’d be loath to admit it in this day and age, but ask any soul-baring 40-year-old single heterosexual woman what she most longs for in life, and she probably won’t tell you it’s a better career or a smaller waistline or a bigger apartment. Most likely, she’ll say that what she really wants is a husband (and, by extension, a child).

Marry Him! - Magazine - The Atlantic

I get that this article is brutally honest and all and I can understand some of the parts about wanting someone to share your life with (being lonely isn’t great) but seriously you have to generalize and say that every single woman wants a child? Really? Not to mention that being married and having kids is like the main goal of every woman…wtf?

I can tell you with great conviction as I approach 30 (ugh) that I really don’t give a shit about having a baby. I can barely handle taking care of one dog let alone a child. It’s kind of gross reading the article not to mention the comments about people who settled with someone just to breed.

It’s not the end of the world if you don’t want or can’t have kids. Sheesh. This whole thing just grosses me out.

I hate this commercial with an undying passion.

Hint for you Hyundai: Hipsters suck. Please do not put them in ads for your cars. I think your cars kinda suck too but they now doubly suck because these no-talent hipsters are butchering a classic Christmas song.

Also WTF kind of stupid ass band name is “Pomplamoose”? UGH

Pomplamoose hits the national stage with “Jingle Bells” in a TV commercial for the Hyundai Elantra. (via HMAUSA)