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Jun 1, 2012

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reblogged from blamblamfever

blamblamfever: trill talk

blamblamfever:

trill talk

May 24, 2012

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reblogged from thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: In a new spot for Cape Cod Chips, a flock of seagulls channels Flock of Seagulls. Eyes on the drummer.

[capecodchips]

These chips are the shit and I’m sad they don’t sell them out here (except apparently at USC and hell if I’m going there)

Back to the Cape in September though, better shovel as many in as possible

May 20, 2012

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reblogged from asinmancy

  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

May 14, 2012

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reblogged from 50shadesofsuck

50shadesofsuck:

this is just true.

ok ok obviously i’m scrolling through this blog at rapid speed and there are tears coming out of my eyes

this is amazing. and seriously, that book is not even good enough for that. seriously.

May 12, 2012

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reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps

animalstalkinginallcaps: OH, I’M SORRY, LARRY. I THOUGHT THE POINT OF GETTING A HOTEL WITH DELICIOUS BREAKFAST SERVICE, SOME HOT TUBS AND A NICE LITTLE POOL WAS TO USE THOSE AMENITIES TO INCREASE OUR ENJOYMENT SINCE THEY’RE INCLUDED IN THE RENTAL PRICE. FUN DOESN’T COST EXTRA. I DIDN’T REALIZE CHECKING YOUR EMAIL 200 TIMES WAS YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD VACATION OR I’D HAVE JUST BOOKED US A TABLE AT THE COFFEESHOP BY OUR HOUSE. I’M SERIOUS. STOP TEXTING AND FROLIC WITH ME BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, I’M SORRY, LARRY. I THOUGHT THE POINT OF GETTING A HOTEL WITH DELICIOUS BREAKFAST SERVICE, SOME HOT TUBS AND A NICE LITTLE POOL WAS TO USE THOSE AMENITIES TO INCREASE OUR ENJOYMENT SINCE THEY’RE INCLUDED IN THE RENTAL PRICE. FUN DOESN’T COST EXTRA. I DIDN’T REALIZE CHECKING YOUR EMAIL 200 TIMES WAS YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD VACATION OR I’D HAVE JUST BOOKED US A TABLE AT THE COFFEESHOP BY OUR HOUSE.

I’M SERIOUS. STOP TEXTING AND FROLIC WITH ME BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU.

May 8, 2012

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reblogged from thisismysmartphone

OH GOD YES THIS YES SIRI THIS IS THE PROPER RESPONSE Every time I see this ad I need to change the channel before I throw something at and break my TV

OH GOD YES THIS YES SIRI THIS IS THE PROPER RESPONSE

Every time I see this ad I need to change the channel before I throw something at and break my TV

(Source: thisismysmartphone)

May 8, 2012

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reblogged from wellthatsadorable

wellthatsadorable: reallykatie: 20 Extremely Important Catnip PSAs This photo set is hiliarious. Catnip - NOT EVEN ONCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

wellthatsadorable:

reallykatie:

20 Extremely Important Catnip PSAs

This photo set is hiliarious. Catnip - NOT EVEN ONCE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

May 2, 2012

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reblogged from theworstthingsforsale

theworstthingsforsale: It’s pretty awful that there’s a product called Liquid Ass and its use is to smell bad. That’s it. They call it a “magic trick.” But my point of interest here is the customer. The person who doesn’t just want to make something smell bad once, as a joke, but needs FOUR BOTTLES OF LIQUID ASS, because it’s something he uses all the time, it’s something he does over and over. The people in his life catch a whiff of something bad and say to each other, “Brian’s got the Liquid Ass again.” Someone has to work with the guy who stockpiles Liquid Ass, someone has to look at his eerily grinning face when he puts some kind of weird chemical on them and says it’s a prank. The liquid cherry on this liquid sundae is that the page says “Only 4 left in stock — order soon.” tears of laughter omfg dying

theworstthingsforsale:

It’s pretty awful that there’s a product called Liquid Ass and its use is to smell bad. That’s it. They call it a “magic trick.”

But my point of interest here is the customer. The person who doesn’t just want to make something smell bad once, as a joke, but needs FOUR BOTTLES OF LIQUID ASS, because it’s something he uses all the time, it’s something he does over and over. The people in his life catch a whiff of something bad and say to each other, “Brian’s got the Liquid Ass again.” Someone has to work with the guy who stockpiles Liquid Ass, someone has to look at his eerily grinning face when he puts some kind of weird chemical on them and says it’s a prank.

The liquid cherry on this liquid sundae is that the page says “Only 4 left in stock — order soon.”

tears of laughter

omfg

dying

Apr 26, 2012

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reblogged from slacktory

slacktory:

We’ve got four more at a larger resolution over at  Honest Ads 2: 8 Realistic Ads for Instagram, Top Ramen, Cinnabon and More by Chelsea Fagan and Matt Stevenson

Be sure to read the bottle in the 5-hour Energy ad. The photoshop job was so good that at first glance I didn’t notice that it said “tastes like fruity jizz,” among other things.

this.yes.

Apr 25, 2012

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Breaking up in Ikea (by JestComedy)

lolz