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May 24, 2012

Happy Birthday to you sister! Today you are 26 which makes me feel horribly old. Also funny: From now till October you are the same age as my bf. I’m such a cougar… I found this picture on Facebook and I’m posting it for the whole internet to see (whole internet = the paltry few who read this) It’s a big year for you, moving from Florida to Brooklyn and you’re getting married. Hard to believe. Harder to believe that we are related looking at this photo of your super long legs and me wearing petite length pants…but I digress. Hopefully you’re out somewhere in ultimate hipsterland drinking something good

Happy Birthday to you sister!

Today you are 26 which makes me feel horribly old. Also funny: From now till October you are the same age as my bf. I’m such a cougar…

I found this picture on Facebook and I’m posting it for the whole internet to see (whole internet = the paltry few who read this)

It’s a big year for you, moving from Florida to Brooklyn and you’re getting married. Hard to believe. Harder to believe that we are related looking at this photo of your super long legs and me wearing petite length pants…but I digress.

Hopefully you’re out somewhere in ultimate hipsterland drinking something good

Mar 6, 2012

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My sister’s save the date card. Her husband-to-be is a pilot. She made it herself!

My sister’s save the date card. Her husband-to-be is a pilot. She made it herself!

Jan 19, 2012

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My sister is getting married this year and is starting to send out info on dresses and such. She included this one in her email and I have to say, it amused me. She would also be the type of person to try and recreate this shot. Worrisome. I must remember to wear some excellent underpants in case this situation arises…and request my ass to be photoshopped.

My sister is getting married this year and is starting to send out info on dresses and such.

She included this one in her email and I have to say, it amused me. She would also be the type of person to try and recreate this shot. Worrisome. I must remember to wear some excellent underpants in case this situation arises…and request my ass to be photoshopped.

Mar 2, 2011

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My grandma loves me and sends me Polish postcards and lots of borscht

My grandma loves me and sends me Polish postcards and lots of borscht

Jun 28, 2010

Gift from my sister from Prague. It’s nice having such a well-traveled sibling I have to say

Gift from my sister from Prague. It’s nice having such a well-traveled sibling I have to say

May 4, 2010

For my 2,000th post on Tumblr I give you: Trapped Squirrel Back story: My parents have an insane amount of squirrels running around. This in itself is not a problem. The problem is that the squirrels enjoy eating tulip buds and bulbs and other flowers my parents take time to plant. As my parents are not given to violence, they decided to live trap the furry brats and release them in a nearby park. Does this work? Doubtful as where there is one squirrel, there are most likely 10 others right behind it. And in my father’s own words (not a native English speaker mind you): “I do not know why but they keep coming (I hope the same are not coming back), so far I caught 12!!”

For my 2,000th post on Tumblr I give you: Trapped Squirrel

Back story: My parents have an insane amount of squirrels running around. This in itself is not a problem. The problem is that the squirrels enjoy eating tulip buds and bulbs and other flowers my parents take time to plant.

As my parents are not given to violence, they decided to live trap the furry brats and release them in a nearby park.

Does this work? Doubtful as where there is one squirrel, there are most likely 10 others right behind it.

And in my father’s own words (not a native English speaker mind you): “I do not know why but they keep coming (I hope the same are not coming back), so far I caught 12!!”