March 2012
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If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
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My sister’s cat plays fetch better than my dog
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February 2012
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"Is rabbits eatable? Or you just s'posed to cuddle...
rabbits are definitely “eatable”. i had the most delicious rabbit legs at a restaurant recently.
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"Rocks, sticks, rivers... Needa come out here with...
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A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought...
– Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon
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