February 2011
My feelings exactly
ultraprison-:
“EVERYONE WANTS THE THINGS THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, YOU STUPID, NARCISSISTIC, SELF-ABSORBED ASSHOLE! [Eat, Pray, Love] actually reminds me of Gwyneth Paltrow’s very first issue of Goop in which she explained that she “likes to be in spaces that are clean and feel nice.” As if that was some special personal choice she had made after years of thinking about it....
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SO RUDE
Talking nonstop on the phone about idiotic things while someone is helping you at the bank (or where ever, this was just at the bank) is just about one of the grossest rudest things I’ve ever seen. Top it off with looking like a self-absorbed stereotypical LA bitch and it doubles in awfulness.
Wish I’d take a picture but let’s see if I can’t describe this accurately:
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January 2011
My kingdom for a new apartment
Riddle me this:
How is that in a city where approximately 99% of the residents drive and own a car because the public transportation is so shitty and useless, we’re having a ridiculously difficult time finding an apartment that has TWO parking spaces? Even in two bedroom places. One bedrooms fine I understand but two? WHY
What’s extra funny is that when I lived in Boston, a city with...
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NPR Fresh Air: Public Radio Themed Valentine's Day... →
newyorker:
publicradiointernational:
nprfreshair:
I have absolutely no artistic skills whatsoever, but I think it’d be really hilarious to make some public radio-themed old school Valentine’s Day cards. I’ve come up with these slogans but I’m sure there are better ones:
Valentine…you’re like a breath of Fresh Air
If I told you how much I loved you, I’d violate Rule 47 CFR Part 73 of the...
Whatever You Do, Don't Buy an Airline Ticket On … →
Useful advice…now who wants to go to some tropical island ASAP
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Train of thought on cat behavior issues
Cats are jumping on counters knocking things over and removing items from cabinets and destroying them (and then vomiting on the carpet)
I don’t want to deal with this kind of crap from my pets. What to do? Buy more SSSCat that sprays them with a blast of air when they jump? Search for cheap refills leads me to Scat Mat which you place on furniture or counter tops which will zap the animal...
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Dear Tumblr
oatmeal:
If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:
Please use it.
Please oh please.
-The Oatmeal
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“If Sarah Palin were black, her daughter’s out of wedlock, “baby daddy drama”...”
– If Sarah Palin Were Black (via azspot)
Just goes to show how far Palin’s whiteness can take her. Zero intellect, two high school drop-outs, an unwed teen mother, a quitter of the one major job she had. Master of hateful coded language targeting opponents as not “real Americans”. Belongs to a church...
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Things that are great:
Having a coworker quote Mean Girls in a work email
“NOTHING FOR YOU GRETCHEN WIENERS!”
Yes
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Warning: Mushy content to follow
OK so normally I have an eyeball rolling gag-reflex inducing “ugh” reaction to sappy posts on Facebook or on blogs e.g. “It’s been the best nine days of my life! I luv u hunny bunny! xoxoxoxo”
However, I can’t help but post a somewhat gag-inducing post of my own this morning.
We both left for work at the same time this morning and it being SoCal and January it...
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i'm not the only one...
sparkleneelysparkle:
who sometimes whispers “oh man go fuck yourself jane alridge” to herself, right?
Definitely not the only one…
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