February 2010
Feb 1st
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January 2010
DNA dating site predicts chemical romance →
considering me and my bf, our DNA couldn’t be more different. hopefully this is not the only reason we work together… lickystickypickyme: The first dating service to use lab-based genetic profiling launched online last week. Scientific Match promises to pair up people who will be physically attracted to each other because their DNA is different. Well-matched couples will like each...
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rachael is a food/joy killer/nazi. a bit of salt won’t kill you. a large percentage of heart disease is genetic anyway and in no way based on diet. PLUS salt is correlated with high blood pressure and not atherosclerosis. eat the damn ramen and SMILE! :) florajasmine: “Consuming just half a teaspoon less salt each day may save as many as 92,000 U.S. deaths and as much as $24 billion in...
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On the Pirelli Calendar
Me: explain to me why pirelli makes a calendar full of naked girls? explain what this has to do with tires?
Him: Well, many of those naked girls probably have plastic products lodged in their bodies. Tires are a subset of plastic products. Therefore, tires naturally fall under the umbrella of naked girl.
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The more you know...about babies
So I completely forgot to take a note of my experience babysitting a real live baby. Not a child, a 3 month old BABY I’ve never done this. I can honestly say I’ve never even held a baby before (my sister does not count. I was a little less then 3 years old when she was born).  I can also honestly say that I have had zero desire to hold a baby. Why did I even volunteer for this? Who...
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Jan 25th
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for really reals
i’m babysitting tonight not only that, i’m babysitting a REAL BABY a 3 month old baby for like 5 hours for real it’s shocking to me too
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Jan 22nd
Listenesteban does a killer karaoke version of this....
Jan 22nd
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wifey night
i ate your salmon. it was garlic-y and delicious. p.s. everything is better with bacon. that’s why us poles put bacon in cabbage (and everything else) to kill the smell :) p.p.s. i’ve yet to cook anything so good as to seduce anyone, so props to you. i can however, whip out the credit card at a restaurant like no ones business. florajasmine: cooking a real dinner twice in one...
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lame but not unexpected
thedailywhat: Confirmed: New York Times to put content behind paywall.
Jan 20th
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This exploded my heart. →
dear god more puppy cams. too. much. can’t. handle. the. cute. lickystickypickyme: they move for real. this wins the internet’s cuteness award.
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There goes all productivity... →
The Shiba Inu puppy cam is back for another round. Same momma dog, new litter.
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Eat it other seasons!
Overheard on Comedy Central from some stand up that I had on in the backgroud For people bithcing about not wanting to live in Southern California because they’d miss the seasons. SoCal has seasons, we just skip the shitty ones. OH SNAP! YES! Hey so did I mention I love living here? Yeah I do
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